by tcburak August 7, 2015
Get the selfie çekmek mug.1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff
4:Anyone called Jamie
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff
4:Anyone called Jamie
Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'
Girl 2: Ewwwww aha
Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot
Girls 1 & 2: ....
Girl 2: Ewwwww aha
Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot
Girls 1 & 2: ....
by AddictWithAHarpon February 18, 2017
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1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.
2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.
2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.
1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"
by Audiophile August 8, 2006
Get the Selfshot mug.a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.
by KDB November 11, 2006
Get the selfish cunt mug.by bitchpleeeeeease December 2, 2015
Get the fire selfie mug.In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015
Get the Morning Selfie mug.Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016
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