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The Bra Section

When your at Target with your mom and you reach the bra section and your trying to look in every direction but there.
Mom: Are you looking at the bra section?!
You: What? No!

Mom: I think you were.

The brass section 

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.
Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

The brass section 

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better
Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

brian ferraro section 

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro
Linda will Brian Ferraro section the fuck out of you!!! Bitch!!!!

Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"

Yo Mama Comment Section 

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.
Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.