A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
by Christopher G. Webb February 26, 2009
by dragonsnake June 11, 2009
"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.
by pizzozo October 28, 2004
The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.
by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011
I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...
by The Tangoman October 27, 2004
The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
by Waylon P March 22, 2008
1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.
2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
"you wanna smoke a joint man"
"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"
"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"
"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
by 4Days May 22, 2006