When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.
"Hold on, I'm mentally rebooting. I have Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia"
by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022
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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
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Schrodinger's Perspective

- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.

- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"

- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.

- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)

- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
You can make the passion of a con artist beneficial by gaining the Schrodinger's Perspective.
by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021
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Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
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Schrodingers’ Rotter

When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
by bigleftnut49 May 18, 2024
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Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020
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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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