schmot

a big fat juicy horizantaly striped ant with flamingo pink toenails. that eats away a mans penis while having sexual intercourse while erected and ejaculating into his partners vagina/other penis..also he will intentionally start to suck her hairy wideset butthole until her poop comes out...then they will have a poop fight until they pass out and get raped... again

Taylor likes to schmot with her gay boyfriend Michael while eating pretzles and drinking apple juice.

by arlin Massacurnation May 12, 2008

schmata

used to describe something of lower quality

that car is schmatta

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

schmuckey MCduckey

an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
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by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005

schmata

A person (usually a woman) who is a either a casual sex partner or mistress who is considered by their lover or society to be as worthless as a schmata or dish rag due to their lack of primary status.

whore fool piece on the side mistress other woman jump off booty call

Monica thought she was Bill's girlfriend but she was actually his schmata.

That's not his wife that's his schmata.

by LopLop'spen January 11, 2016

Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.

Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005