Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 6, 2005

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links

Man he has some big ass sausage lips!

by mfizzleyo March 8, 2009

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

sausage nips

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

by winegirly October 13, 2005

Italian Sausage

there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick

that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate

by SausageMounter July 2, 2004

sausage party

a party where there are more guys than girls

Joe: "Hey man how was the party at the frat last night?"
Mike: "It was shitty. Not enough chicks, it was a freakin sausage party."

by Sammy Girl September 14, 2005