single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

European sandle maker

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.

When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.

by ballzman696969 June 30, 2010

Papa Sangre

A horror game for the iPhone with no visuals in which you must rely solely on your sense of hearing. Your eyes are useless to you in the darkness — but your ears are filled with sound.

Papa Sangre is the best video game with no video ever.

by StrangeMagic March 17, 2013

Mariah Single

Big tits, sexy ass thot. I’d tap that

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah

by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018

Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicated” situation but it feels like you’re single.

They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.

by UnlucKi October 10, 2019

im single

same

my friend said "im single" help

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im single March 24, 2021

Aryan Sanghera

An infant who's mic cannot work properly. Tries to talk until proven his cannot hear him. Accepts the fact within an hour. Very very jiggy.

(Person 1) Who's the mute guy in class?
(Person 2) That's Aryan Sanghera

by tatalol October 29, 2021