When you take a healthy turd, place a Popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. Once it is thoroughly frozen fuck a girls vagina with it.
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Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.
(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011
Get the Samster mug.The name for a girl who catches the attention of every guy she meets. She's incredibly gorgeous but she's so shy she doesn't realize it. A kind and loving person, she is highly respected among her friends and peers. Quick to befriend but hesitant to trust, she has fewer friends which with she shares real deep bonds with. A girl who LOVES children and has a deep sense of responsibility but also knows how to have fun. A girl with eyes that pierce the very soul, and many a male has been lost staring into them and thinking about them. Tough but fragile, she is quick to hurt but even quicker to forgive. She sees the beauty in others easier than she does in herself, keeping her humble And compassionate. A little loopy sometimes.... But in a good way. She can be dorky but prefers to act more mature in social settings. A very VERY stubborn girl who decides things for herself and isn't easily influenced. A girl who likes brown eyes..... And mustaches ;{D
I think I'm in love with Samantha....
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