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I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.

He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.

He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.

"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry

He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.

He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.

I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.

He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"

He fucks me right there.

And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.

Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
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sex.

SOME GOOD AS FEELING THAT MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL GOOD
JOE: yo! I just had sex.
GABE: Did your balls feel good?
JOE: ya.
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this is sex

Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:

this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
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sexes

verb to describe someone sexing someone
Shrek sexes you
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SEX

Tarzan: Let's have sex and make a baby!
Jane: Okay!!
by Melisande October 16, 2007
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sex

when you put the pee pee in the coochi
person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.

persons friend: what did u do??

person: i put the pee pee in the coochi

persons friend: you mean sex?

person: yeah

justin beiber: im a fag
by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010
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sex

A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"
by sirdefenition March 12, 2017
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