Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.

Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything

by Nitsjo January 30, 2019

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben

chad.

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.

by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022

Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

Rubens

A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go

“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”

by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021