some kinda robot

The first Strong Bad e-mail.

by G-Dawg August 23, 2003

Scat robot torture porn

The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.

An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.

by Robotmaster1001 March 28, 2010

rebate

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

by Gimli June 25, 2009

Robotech

Best animated show in America, ever.

That episode of Robotech kicked ass.

by cryomancer March 10, 2003

robot

our future masters

Bart Simpson: Nice costume, man.

Alan Wrench (robot): It's not a costume; they found me in a meteor!

Bart Simpson: AAAGH!

by davidsakh March 11, 2009

Robot Fuck

When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.

/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/

Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.

...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.

...14 hours later

Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.

by ass.. August 23, 2010

robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008