hot and ready pussy

When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat

Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.

by Hotnreadypussy August 29, 2016

getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

Modified Low Ready

Dumb shit General Lee says.

I was in a modified low ready stance and aiming to kill.

by Ironman36 September 7, 2023

Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST July 22, 2016