Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

by Athalonius November 4, 2011

random crit

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

Awkward Random

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020

random braker

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.

TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006

Grant Random

the shittiest On-Air Host for Octane and Lithium.

Grant Random is the Duke of Douchebaggery and an Idiot. But I love his Shit Show Broadcast! He is based in Brooklyn and has the same exact Radio Personality as Garrett Andrew.

by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 May 29, 2021

Random

To choose without ur mom. Or ur sister.

You are so random you fuckin idiot. God you make me want to puke. Fuck you.

by Nichlaus January 31, 2008

Random

An adjective used to describe someone who is hyper, drunk, or just crapped their pants.

As Dave Ming Chang guzzled down a bottle of ketchup, Gina Morrison thought 'Okayyy, that was RANDOM'

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010