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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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Ramen

delicious noodles that are insanely cheap and incredibly filling. the pronunciation varies among people: rah-men, ram-men, ray-men etc. The correct way to say it is ram-men.
Heather: Oh man i want some delicious ramen noodles with soy sauce!
Erin: Or we could have some rah-men with vinegar and hot sauce!
Heather: You pronounced it wrong, but I forgive you because this stuff is delicious.
by Flipping Awesome December 29, 2010
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Ramen

1. Something to explode your kidneys.

2. A delicious meal.

3. Food.
I love ramen.
by Cutecookie231410 May 18, 2014
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Ramen

A code word used for Marijuana by many people. The purpose is so one can openly discuss the subject in public, or around those who don't advocate the consumption because people will simply think you are talking about the delicious instant lunch, Ramen Noodles. (ie: parents, religious leaders, or pigs)

Based on the logic that you cook Ramen Noodles in a "pot," and consume ramen in a "bowl."
Brad: Hey Jessica, wanna go pick up some ramen after school?
Jessica: Sure dude, lets eat a huge bowl! ;)
Brad: Sweet, we can eat in my barn.
by Casanovlea March 31, 2015
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Ramen

the best of the best the gods among the mortals this food is only consumed by the ones who are brave strong and fearless enough to attempt to open up the packet put your brick of ramen and your seasoning in it and boil the kettle after 3 long minutes of waiting you pour the water to see the steam of ramen rise into the air like zeus has just struck the bowl with his mighty wrath and the you get your fork out and have a feast

or you are in college and this is all you can afford
Hello kids today where making some mean ass ramen
by weebtrash2103 January 12, 2017
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hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
by mr. jacker November 19, 2018
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