pwn-scholar

a scholar person who knows how to pwn everyone in anything

i got pwned by a pwn-scholar.

by joseph jucutan November 1, 2007

Pwn the Noobs

It means to play a game you are ecceptionally good at online against other people. An example would be Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You can only say this of course if you are actually capable of pwning noobs.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna pwn the noobs with me later?

Guy 2: I was just pwning the noobs like half an hour ago, I'll play tonight.

by the master bator 01 February 27, 2010

pwn sauce

1:(noun) Something to yell when you win at something
2:(noun) some really good sauce

I got pwn sauce!!!

Damn, this pwn sauce is really schweet.

by Angdydrew March 14, 2005

pwn bone

getting sexually excited while owning noobs you get a erection.

"i can't play video games naked anymore or people will see my huge pwn bone."

by teh pwnboner August 6, 2009

tab pwn

When a chat room allows its users to complete a partially spelled screen name by pressing the tab button on your computer, mistakes can be made if several people have similer screen names. This is known as a tab pwn.

Robo_Catz: Mufter_the_King: Mufter_the_King is uber dumm
Mufter_the_King:Excuse me?
Mufter_the_Queen: Sorry, tab pwn, I think Robo_Catz was talking to me.

by The Occupant February 22, 2008

caps pwn

When you say something in caps lock and forget to turn it off afterwards.

lolzyay says: Z0MG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
lolzwoo says: Yea it was crazy.
lolzyay says: yEA i BET IT WAS.
lolyay says: Shit
lolzwoo says: caps pwnage

by lolzwoo October 26, 2007

fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.

Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

by legalpwn January 7, 2010