putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022

Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

Putin

Lying outright to someone's face

When Johny saw Vladimir with his marbles and asked for them back ,Vladimir said " He hadn't seen them , he hadn't got them , and he didn't believe they existed anyway ! " Johny said what a Putin !!

by bug hunter April 4, 2022

Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.

Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 17, 2022

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016