Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011

puppy top

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.

Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.

by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017

kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.

I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 4, 2011

snuggle puppy

Someone who only wants to snuggle and not go to the next step.

That girls not wild shes just a snuggle puppy!

by coolguy21 November 15, 2007

Puppy pilled

Someone who has been taught to be subservient to a partner or bdsm master for treats and head pats.

These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy

Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter

Maya is so puppy pilled that she reacts better to whistling then her own name.

Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy

by Blood bite June 5, 2023

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016