Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
by Jeremyhotpepper April 12, 2011
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snuggle puppy

Someone who only wants to snuggle and not go to the next step.
That girls not wild shes just a snuggle puppy!
by coolguy21 October 29, 2007
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kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.
I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 03, 2011
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puppy top

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.
Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.
by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017
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Sly puppy

A person who is just beggining to be sneaky,devious,lucky,slippery, etc. and will eventually be a "sly dog".
Gabe: That new kid is trying to steal Austin's wallet.
Channy: He is such a sly puppy.
by ▒☺♫ May 07, 2009
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sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing
damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy
by ash.1219 August 15, 2017
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puppy lasagna

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 24, 2021
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