Super pumper

The epitome of concrete pumping excellence,. A Super Pumper is a concrete pump operator who believes every pour is a masterclass, every blockage was “the mix,” and every delay was caused by literally everyone else on site. Commonly found sitting on the pumps fender, casually swiping on Tinder, while explaining how the pour would be going smoother if anyone had listened to them.
Identified by a spotless hard hat, a story about “that one massive pour,” and the uncanny ability to deliver unsolicited advice without ever leaving the fender. Will remind you they’ve been pumping longer than you’ve been alive — even if the line is currently plugged solid.

See also: Armchair foreman, hydraulic philosopher, “I told them to add water.”

Ok whatever you say super pumper

by You-know-who-;) January 20, 2026

Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

cat pumper

aiden pumps the fuck out of his cat

Aiden you're a cat pumper

by Dunfy Young Team October 20, 2025

English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .

Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper

by Fistertwice July 21, 2020

BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES

“BID D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES” is a verb used to describe when something or someone is doing something extraordinary.

“Damn look at Vividia’s damage on this boss, he’s such a BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES”

by Mr sneakysnek July 4, 2022