pug bitch

some nasty whore who puts her ass out for anything, will drool over everyone, with an ugly face.

"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."

by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 3, 2014

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

Pug

The burnt loaf of bread looking, smaller dog is often that of an ugly white teen boy. Pug owners often have many and pass down pug owning generationally. Additionally, these dogs are usually given human names. Every pug owner has an ugly selfie with there pup and often shared photos of there dog like it doesn’t look like a pile of shit .

Tim, is always posting a picture of his ugly ass pugs.
I know, like he can even tell them apart.

by user3ef744g June 26, 2023

PUG

Pedophiles Using Games, Refers to An adult using video games to meet or groom children into illegal sexual activities.
Typically occurs in games that have a voice or text based chat system that allow the Predator/Pedophile to gather information and then later use the findings to try and meet the victim/child IRL.

PUG life, PUG is love

by CEOofTruth July 16, 2025

Pug taco

Crazy person(s) that are so crazy that they are just meant to be your friends!

Omg! You’re my pug taco, bestie!

by YourBoyKai June 16, 2021

Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.

The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

fuss your pugs

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog

"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "

"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "

"Alrighty then......"

Fuss your pugs......a euphemism

"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "

by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018