punjabiDaman

Selfish Prick

PunjabiDaman is a selfish Prick

by Nuggz03 July 13, 2024

Pujaned

When you get ghosted or left out of a situation

I just got pujaned.

by Unknowntiktoker July 31, 2025

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Boy 1 :Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Boy 2 : Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

by ld0301 February 15, 2026

gooh puddah

'Gooh puddah,' aka good pu**y, is a real wet slimy hole, it's 'wap'. That shit kaokenx20. That. oh snap I left my wallet in the 'hotattah' type of vajiña. That type thang you homies boys think you lying about. 'Gooh puddah'

Ni**ah I lost my MF mind in that 'Gooh Puddah' I bouts to call my wife right now and it's over.

by Dici Dahllah Ricci April 26, 2021