blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012

The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk

by knock on 83 July 19, 2012

puddle slut

A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud

Mary is such a puddle slut that she doesn't even roll over cause she loves cum

by BigT May 14, 2004

Puddle of Pizza

Noun

A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.

Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a liar.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a hypocrite.

by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018

Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010