Pocket Protecting

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber

Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!

by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008

Oral Protection

1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.

"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."

"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."

by RileyFish April 27, 2015

pussy protector

The triangular piece of fabric on the inside of workout pants for women.

I didn't need to wear any underwear to my boot camp class because my pants have a pussy protector.

by Saraontherun November 9, 2015

The Protein Foot Sandwich

The act of grabbing a girls foot when having sex, wrapping it in lettuce, and eating the lettuce and sucking on the sole and toes of the foot.

Friend 1: Yo what did you eat last night?
Friend 2: I had some Ass and The Protein Foot Sandwich
Friend 1: Fuck off

by Naijeru May 11, 2018

Banana protest

The action of doing the dick glitch in cyber punk 77 then throwing a chicken at samurai the violently shitting your pants and yelling “nice cock”

The other day John had a banana protest

by Stinky kinky December 25, 2020

lesbian protector

also known as nakahara chuuya, one of the executives in the port mafia, of bungo stray dogs.

lesbian: oh man, i feel so unsafe here...
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!

by kalluzai July 12, 2021

Will’s Famous Protected Sex

Unprotected sex

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

by sab125 April 12, 2022