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bullet proof monk

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.
gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.
by lilboykiller May 10, 2009
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Poomf

A female fart that makes a high pitched sqeaking noise.
My sister and I were on a walk the other day when she let out a rancid poomf.
by Poomf July 6, 2011
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proof with words

When someone wants proof of a memory, proof with words counts as proof!
I would like proof with words on how freaky you got!
by Thatswhatsup123 June 8, 2017
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sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.
Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.
by Android23 April 4, 2011
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Txticle Proof

Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.

Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.
Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!
by Sexpert Jane Blow April 30, 2011
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Poomfay

POOMFAY....see...even reading it hurts your ears
by Mr. Bogus faggot breath February 12, 2003
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proofed

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
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