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monk: to late your dead.
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Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."
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by Android23 April 4, 2011
Get the sound proof kami-brah-zi mug.Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.
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Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.
Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!
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Get the Poomfay mug.an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
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