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private egg 

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
private egg by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
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Private pop fly 

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.
She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.
Private pop fly by Team Tucson September 8, 2023

Private Jet 

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.
Private Jet by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024

Private Information 

"What was that about eating goats alive?"

"Private information"

Private Account Syndrome 

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.
*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."

Private Account Syndrome 

Private Account Syndrome (PRACS for short) is the delusion of being better than everybody else just because you hide behind an account that is either private or has no posts.
They usually say horrible things and slurs but have no self control as they think they are safe behind a privated account.
(Privated Account) User1: "~racist slur~"
(Reply) Original Poster: "why'd you say that about me"
(Reply to OP) User1: "i have free speech"
(Reply) User2: "You've really gotten Private Account Syndrome"

Private parts 

(_(__| = Buttocks.

\¡/ = Vulva.

8=D = wiener.

(.)(.) = boobiez
Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
Private parts by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024