pregnantitis

A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's

a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.

Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.

John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?

Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis

by hoodlayla March 8, 2014

Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024

Skibidi Pregnant

I got my Girlfriend Skibidi Pregnant

Person 1: Im gonna get you Skibidi Pregnant Daddy Fug

Person 2: ok

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

Pregnant

What can happen to a girl after unprotected sex.

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.

by UranusOne September 25, 2022