the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.

Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."

by SlamSow March 17, 2016

big pounder

the act of sexual intercourse being the most amazing yet painful thing you will ever feel.

"oh my god Jessica, Brad gave me a big pounder last night at the party!"

by mr. worlwide dale March 17, 2022

pumpkin pounder

A pumpkin pounder is a person who has intercourse with a red head thus they are a pumpkin pounder

That guy over there is a pumpkin pounder, he only has sex with red heads!

by map024 September 23, 2025

Pounders

A really hard yet enjoyable set of techno tracks

Pounders - An abrasive horrible kick drum that pounds drug fuelled brains into submission. "Fuck me mate, that's a really horrible pounder"

by Dave Pounders April 14, 2022

Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.

You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?

by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023