and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005

porked out

To get to much dick

I'm so porked out

by 12e456u8rod March 4, 2015

pooker

bong water

fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells

by c diggy April 9, 2003

you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.

"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

by Actualcarrot July 12, 2006

Pooped-on

Meaning to get completely beat at a video game called halo 2 or to beat some one by 20 or more points also to use the battle rifle and take 3 shots and still kill the person that is shooting at you(it takes 4 shots to kill you)

You just got pooped-on bad kid. I just pooped-on you man.

by steven wayne kirker December 23, 2007

get poofed

1) To go indulge oneself in some Cheesy Poofs at the Blue Coyote in Tahoe. Variations include "get your poof on" and "poof it up".

2) When someone slaps a load of Cheesy Poofs in your palm and mandates that you must eat all of them all at once.

1) man 1: Whattaya wanna do tonight?

man 2: Idk bro, lets get poofed at the blue coyote

man 1: that's legit son, I've been dyin' to get my poof on!

2)Ross: "You've just been poofed my friend"

Dan: "dayum, now I gotta eat all these cheesy poofs before my next shift!

by ShottyUnoDosFajitas July 5, 2010

Pooped on

Mack's ass dominating the leeown (see leeowned), as he relaxes his sphincter and lets the brown flow.

Mack's anal partner got pooped on.

by dank sewage November 28, 2003