by Fact speeker May 1, 2021
Get the Plumbers Facemug. The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 20, 2025
Get the Alaskan plumbermug. Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.
You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!
by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023
Get the plumbermug. A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"
See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.
So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"
See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.
So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017
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