paki pizza

Slang for Pizza Pizza. A popular Pizza chain in Southern Ontario. Gets it name from the paki that always shows up at your door or the copious amount of pakis working at the shop.

"I'm starving! Let's order up some Pizza Slut."

"Nah, it's too late dude. Only thing still open is paki pizza."

by petulantone January 15, 2012

Pizza Hut

The name you give your side hoe in your phone so your girl won't find out.

Girl: "Why the hell is Pizza Hut FaceTimeing you?!"

by TheRealPimpMasterSwag June 18, 2016

Pizza Bitch

The person riding shotgun to and from the pizza store. Their job is to hold the pizza so that it doesn't slide or get ruined. This can also be done by them riding in the trunk if your girlfriend/boyfriend wants shotgun.

I'm hungry, lets get some pizza. Come on pizza bitch your riding shotgun.

by Enlightened1111 May 27, 2010

Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

by Poor Tim Smith August 20, 2008

Not boneless Pizza

Issa pizza dat ain't not unboneless

Let me get uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh not not boneless pizza

by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017

Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

Pizza Sandwich

When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.

"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo March 24, 2021