p0isoned..tearss

p0isoned..tearss, also known as Married to Zhongli, is a thirsty TikTok account who is down bad for a fictional character named Zhongli. Zhongli: a fictional game character in the game named Genshin Impact. Examples of what video do they post: " I want to reincarnate as Zhongli boxers so i can brade his long dong hair, sniff his schlong and smell his fart."

Yo, you heard of that TikToker p0isoned..tearss? Yeah they should go touch some grass.

by Childescvmjat February 11, 2022

Pisomnia

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

by Fasters June 26, 2022

reality pioneer

One who sets out to explore the transcendent, immaterial expanses of existence, often through a particular physical medium, such as art, music, or science.

Alan Watts was a true reality pioneer; through his studies and intuition he grew to see the universe and the human consciousness in a very enlightened way.

by lars lavinsky February 3, 2009

Luggage Pioneer

When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what

MAN1: Hey joe i got this one

JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine

JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?

by EMITCH375 May 16, 2011

Shit-piston

When your going anal with a bitch and she shits while your dicks in her ass forcing it back out like a piston.

I was with my hoe last night and while we were doing it she pulled a shit-piston.

by Donkeykong2128 May 31, 2015

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

butter piston

Yet another slang term for penis. It is meant to be humorous and not as offensive as some other slang terms.

Fred : "Dude, I thought Darcy was leaving you."
John : "What can I say? She can't get enough of my butter piston."

by Huge Assman November 2, 2017