Pirate on the hairship 

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004

Pirate hook 

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

Pirate hook by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

pirate sex 

When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!

She looks like she just had pirate sex!

pirate sex by Fission1 February 16, 2008

pirate ship 

noun - a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heterosexual men all out looking for booty from heterosexual women...
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer

I heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend...but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.

pirate ship by MandyandNina August 21, 2006

Pirate's Booty

A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!

"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"

Pirate's Booty by Lyn-z April 22, 2006

pirate-gasm 

the act of getting an orgasm, usually while watching a Pirates of the Carribean movie, identified by long periods of giggling

That girl sitting next to us in the Pirates movie was giggling so much, I suspect she may have had a three hour long pirate-gasm!

pirate-gasm by Livbert June 15, 2007

Pirate Balls 

When your testicles are hanging to their lowest point. Often the sack is extra stretchy during pirate balls, and they tend to swing rather freely. If sweat occurs during Pirate Balls, sometimes they will slap your leg loudly.

My pirate balls fell all the way down to her elbow whilst she was giving me a hand job.

Pirate Balls by Pickett Smith July 17, 2009