urethra pick

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.

Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.

by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014

Pick Me

A woman is called a pick me anytime she holds women accountable for their bad choices. The woman being called a pick me in most cases is married and picked already. She tries to help other women but they want to continue to make bad decisions instead.

You’re giving off “pick me” energy.

by TruthfullySpeaking September 7, 2021

Picking at scabs

Using someone's past to hurt them in an argument as an easy way to insult them.

Mark : Charlie's such a dick, he brought up my dads suicide
John: He was just picking at scabs, he should be ashamed

by PolishPP January 22, 2021

wiki-pick

when you click random links on wikipedia.org at random.

man 1:dude i wiki-picked last night and i ended up on the r/k selection theory page!

man 2:dude that's awesome!

man three:yep.

by tom oakly April 4, 2007

Risky Picks

The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe.

Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wade through the risky picks.

by Glorious Praisers October 22, 2008

Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

free picking

Jail talk for when someone randomly singles you out.

“Man, I wasn’t doin’ anything and that officer was free picking me!”

by 100 24/7 June 10, 2021