Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face
I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.
by Lews Therin October 19, 2019
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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 07, 2020
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pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face
by Weowentard June 03, 2020
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Pedro Santos

Edge boy who pretends that he doesn't care about anything cuz he thinks that makes him look cool.
Person: yes
Pedro Santos: no
by Berc April 20, 2020
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pedro martinez alonzo

pedro martinez alonzo hates logan
by Randy Hendricks April 20, 2018
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Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 06, 2021
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Minotaur Plus The Ghostly Archeubus Plus Pedro, The Titular Character Equals "'Empyrio Merotoliz'"
Minotaur Plus The Ghostly Archeubus Plus Pedro, The Titular Character Equals "'Empyrio Merotoliz'"
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