Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.

A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado

by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

pear

bad; not good

your so pear bro

by H00ps2K June 2, 2025

dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.

“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025