Something in the pear

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine

Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…

by Cody Gay July 18, 2023

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019

alligator pears

Australian slang for avocado.

I just ate some delicious alligator pears!

by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009

Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.

I wish the Pear company was real...

by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 2, 2021

Pear

a pear is a green (can be red) and is a pretty nice fruit that you eat.

Can you give me a pear
Friend* Sure, they are great, i'll take one too.

by Carl august March 7, 2018

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014