Damn the Patriots

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.

Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!

by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019

patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023

patriots daddy

Nick foles and Eli manning

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy

by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018

Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021

Strong patriotism

When a supporter of the 45th U.S. President Donald J. Trump commits an illegal or unethical act solely to advance the agenda of the MAGA movement and under the guise that it’s for patriotic reasons. It’s usually some combination of insurrection, assault, lying, delusion, hate, and anything in between.

Trump: My supporters are about to do some “strong patriotism” at the U.S. Capitol. This election was stolen from us. We’re not going to have a country.

by Drumpf Johnson September 11, 2021

Patriot Dish

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.

They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.

by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020

Patriotic Genius

It means anything the utterer wants it to mean, therefore it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Usually used by idiots

An ex aquaintance of mine has a "fighting for Britain bulldog tattoo thingy on his arm. He's currently stationed at HMP Wandsworth, fighting for Britain. 5 years I believe. I think he's studied for loads of O Levels or whatever they call em now. 24 in total so far I reckon.

A case proven Patriotic Genius if ever there was one.

by Rupit May 9, 2018