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national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.
I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.
by parker’s bf April 29, 2019
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Laura Jane Parker

Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.
by Goofball95 November 23, 2021
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Ben Parker

Often sighted out on the town followed by Hundreds of women yelling and screaming his name, he is a true player and can play the game hard. The combination of his sexual appeal and game status is often referred to as "Rick Rossing" or "Wale'ing"
I met this dude out on the town last night he's was a "Ben Parker!" if ive ever seen one. I turned to say hey to him as he passed me..., but got trampled by the stampede of women after him. He was Rick Ross'ing.
by Chizzin January 14, 2012
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Parker

by Colgam June 11, 2020
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parker phone game

saying only "of course" and "exactly" to slutty girls who call you on restricted.
Girl(s): I want to suck your long cock.
You ("parker phone game"): exactly.
by Ben GayASS Dewey July 4, 2010
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Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.
That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard
by trudaddy January 5, 2015
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Parker Thomas

You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever
by Guacamole Penis June 16, 2019
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