Vag Pad

An building commonly a residential dwelling containing predominantly female occupants.

This vag pad is rockin' there are smokin' girls everywhere!

by Miss Nic August 18, 2010

Marxy Pad

The thin barried of fluf and misdirected spin that allows for conservatives to lable everything they don’t like as socialism.

“Ug, all I said was that welfare is needed by some people and Bob fucking put on his Marxy Pad and called me Hitler”

by EvilDave76 June 17, 2011

Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008

mad pad

sanitary napkin, maxi pad

I use a mad pad when it's that time of the month.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

padding up

V - to wear a diaper, for no reason other than that you want to wear a diaper for fun and poop and pee in it.

"Dude do you pad up?"
"Yeah dude im padding up right now. My mom left so I have the house to myself, im just paddin"

by cdawg116 December 16, 2008

pad load

Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad.

Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor."
Ryan: "Thanks a pad load."

by Heinrich Von Schoeusof March 25, 2007

lily pad

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.

by original_wetfenner April 28, 2008