In reference to the famous "Tour-De-France" this term refers to a two or three day period where a guy has multiple sexual experiences with several female (ho) partners.
Guy #1 - Man this weekend was off the handle yo!
Guy #2 - What'd you do?
Guy #1 - It was a Tour-De-Ho my neezy...4 cheescakes since Saturday...I'm outta sauce here my brotha.
Guy #2 - What'd you do?
Guy #1 - It was a Tour-De-Ho my neezy...4 cheescakes since Saturday...I'm outta sauce here my brotha.
by Jacob Simon October 19, 2004
My husband wouldn't stop for directions, so we wound up taking an architectural tour of downtown Chicago for 2 hours today.
by 4Snowdogs September 30, 2011
n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.
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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
A pink cloud tour is when an individual is angry, usually for a reason that is unimportant. They take their anger on tour and make sure everyone in their vicinity feels their wrath.
Ben is on a pink cloud tour because he realized his idol Britney Spears has no talent, and all his time spent worshiping her was useless.
by bradbrulee November 12, 2013
A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.
We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)
by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010
by Kamakshi Tours May 07, 2021
One who books a tour. Someone seen on tour with bands sleeping in the van and hording the cheetos. Who looks like they live the life, but shares an apartment with a bob.
Joe thought becoming a tour manager would be easy until someone broke into the van and stole his palm pilot.
by xbreakdownx April 15, 2008