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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Slut Needle

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her
Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!
by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020
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needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023
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needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018
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Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.
Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot
by Icet3003 October 24, 2016
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Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts
Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow
by Cat cakes April 19, 2024
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