an old man who in his photo or in person appears to be female, and folks who don't know the subject cannot determine his gender.
by dusano December 18, 2008
Get the granny trannymug. An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.
by joshfromnc February 25, 2009
Get the granny grabbermug. An old folk's home or Retirement home. i.e. Where 'Granny' goes to live. A person working there is referred to as a Granny Farmer.
by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016
Get the Granny Farmmug. A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
by thelastcard November 22, 2011
Get the granny slapmug. A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.
by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016
Get the Granny Smashermug. An absolute gangsta who will cut your throat if your not careful. When you hear her say I remember when trees were everywhere then you know your going to die
by G_Normz22 January 17, 2021
Get the Granny Normamug. by mark lloves charlotte February 23, 2009
Get the Granny Bashingmug.