Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Chicken Tenders

A cult with the sussiest wussiest people uwu

Zach: "Omg can I join Chicken Tenders?"
Everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed"

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022

Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones

Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night

by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

tender noodle

someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.

"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."

by Miroku007 May 10, 2021

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023