Oil FC

Usually used in refrence to Chelsea and Man City, these clubs struggled to win anything until a rich middle eastern billionaire came with oil money

Chelsea, oil fc

by Princeps October 7, 2021

oiled oven

Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.

My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.

by MSUKING24 April 2, 2017

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Oil Factory

An oil factory is a house or area of one that simply uses too much lotion to the point the carpet is slippery.

“Grandma fell down the stairs”
“She must’ve been at CJ’s Oil Factory”

“Because CJ puts so much excema cream on, he lives at an oil factory”

by nckhrt January 14, 2021

Bliss oil

Bliss oil is a fictional drug in a game called Far Cry 5 it is used to drug people nearby and lure them to join a cult.

Player "yo dude check this out its Bliss oil

Player2 "Dude don't play with that you will get druged!"

by maxisawsome21 April 22, 2020

Oil Rig

The act of being upside down and sqiurting diarrhea in the air.

I had diarrhea the other day, so I tried to make an oil rig.

by alex G May 20, 2013

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008