Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

office slut

A woman at an office job that fucks and blows every guy she works with and probably carries more diseases than brain cells.

"that hoebag karlyn is the biggest office slut in the world, i heard she got caught blowing Bryan in the washroom by the boss but didn't get fired because she blew him right after."

by _) () $ (-) May 24, 2005

office hot

Some who is: Office Hot, is a women, usually in the workplace like an office. She gains a few extra points out of 10 in her hotness rating, this is because she does not have much competition from other women in the office when judging her attractiveness.

Any hot women where you work? Or are they just office hot?

I had a wank over this girl in work. I've just seen her down the supermarket and I now feel disgusted with myself.

by Pizza Man 26 May 22, 2018

Office Space'd

Verb - Passive Tense

(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)

Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.

Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.

That scanner was nothing but trouble, so I want and Office Space'd it.

by DarkenPsycho December 15, 2009

Underworld Office

A underrated game with the main charather Eugene, He is a normal guy in school witch doesn't talk go anyone, But on chapter 1 he fell asleep (?) In the subway and then. He hears a voice of "workers" so he checked but nobody was there and then Eugene fainted and woke up I his Spirit (?) And then met 3 monsters that skate fro eat him, Then he tried to run but then a shady person came and saved him there was also a weird person near Eugene's body Their names are Boss and River then they returned into the office Eugene met Two other ghosts Hayden and Joan then Eugene Had too pay back his debt to Boss for saving him, so Eugene Came back tomorrow in Chapter 2 he goes with Hayden, Eugene tolled Hayden On what he heard in school about Luke's Dead cat (;-;) then Hayden asked a cat if it knows where Luke is then Eugene and Hayden found Luke having a dream but it's dark and he can only hear scratching notices from the door, The player can pick to see Luke's cat or not. Also you find another ghost named Sean he gives you a Flower that protects your spiritless body In chapter 3 Luke tells Eugene Thank you (?) And Going back home he noticed the flower shop owner Linda she was talking about her son that never showed his face. Most likely Sean Then when Eugene goes home he puts the flower In his mouth and then he goes with River

Underworld office

by I'M nobody December 7, 2021

Office Leapfrog

Usually occurs at work and is started when someone moves out of an office for whatever reason. Now someone wants to move into the recently vacated office because it is better than the one they are in. There is usually a window involved. Then someone else wants to move into the office vacated by the that person.

Dept head: Bob has retired and Tom will be taking his place. Can you move Tom's computer into Bob's old office and move Steve's computer into Tom's old office.

Tech guy: The office leapfrog never stops around this place.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009