Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009

ottoman

an "empire" that was responsible for the Dark Ages. Brittish and Hapsburg manipulated and collapsed.

That ottoman is such a blood thirsty savage barbarian he is such a turk!

by Fayez Kata November 30, 2007

oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

by Christhakilla January 3, 2008

take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 12, 2010

Oatmeal Cookie

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.

I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006

tallahasse oatmeal surprise

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

by motoboat August 8, 2010

oatmeal

male person

"oatmeal person"

by noixz January 15, 2009