Notabling

Parents using the Notabli app to brag about themselves, by posting publicly about their kids.

Did you see that Notabling? I can't believe her parents posted "I know she is only two, but we couldn't resist giving her a gold-plated iPad." Pathetic.

OR

One day this beautiful yacht will be all for little Timmy. Can you imagine all the champagne that we be consumed and business deals sealed?

by primadonna September 27, 2013

Not a Damn

used to describe when you/someone else did not do something that you wanted to do/them to do.

person a: what did you do this weekend.
person b: not a damn. i'm lame as hell.

person a: hey you're back already!
person b: i told you to clean up (thing 1, thing 2, thing 3) and you did not a damn!

by lahahafosho February 27, 2009

not a truck

the internet

the internet is not a truck. the internet is a series of tubes.

by fuckyoujim March 31, 2009

not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

by WordsIsayAreGolden October 4, 2017

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

NOT A WORD

What you say when you see the one whom makes you tingle. The one whom makes your stomach tie a knot and your jaw drop to the ground. The one whom you see and your heart beats out of your chest. This individual is most likely the one you are with or wish to be with. And their name is most likely to start with an A or a D.

Autumn: Hi Derek.
Derek: .......................(NOT A WORD)

by The Almighty Sizzle Panda July 30, 2012