hot and ready pussy

When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat

Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.

by Hotnreadypussy August 29, 2016

getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.

“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”

by M1Miluk January 25, 2022

Listerine ready tabs

A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.

I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022