noobaton

When someone is a noob at something and is also weighs a ton.

How did you die to that guy your such a noobaton

by Lobster085 February 20, 2023

Noobcrastination

When you don't want to do something yet, but you do it anyway.

I told myself I would do it later, but noobcrastination got the better of me.

by IvyWolf September 27, 2023

Nooba Yooba Cooba

Means "Take it East" , "Chill out". or "Stop Bugging", or "Stop Freaking Out"

Dude! Nooba Yooba Cooba, you're freaking out too much about this! Chill!. or
It's Friday night! We are going to Nooba Yooba Cooba

by YoobaCooba June 8, 2025

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

the drawing in my math book is of a Doctor Noobasaurus.

by oashflGFKHGI234R December 24, 2008

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

Bandless Noobcracker

A bandless noobcracker is a person of great musical talent, usually of the rock variety (e.g. screaming, lead guitar, drums), that cannot find a band because the three whole bands in the small town they live in already have full members. Usually occurs in the south, namely Louisiana, due to the fact that most of those bands play country music.

Caleb: Hey you're in that band with the afro guy he's gay.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021