A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by ZP16 April 15, 2014
Get the subway challengemug. by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021
Get the national subway daymug. by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020
Get the Subway gangmug. When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.
by subwaybaggins August 2, 2021
Get the subway bagginmug. by Tim September 3, 2004
Get the Subway mapmug.