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Brass Monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
by anonymous May 21, 2024
mugGet the Brass Monkeymug.

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.
I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.
by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019
mugGet the brass offmug.

Brass Monkey

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey
by papagetos May 21, 2024
mugGet the Brass Monkeymug.

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.
That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.
by NTwoO March 22, 2022
mugGet the Brass Farthingmug.

brass

brass party!
by table tennis pro April 9, 2023
mugGet the brassmug.

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.
« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
mugGet the Brass Chimpanzeemug.

chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
by Paul smith aaaa January 5, 2017
mugGet the chop a brassmug.

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