netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

Netflix and no chill

When you watch Netflix with the door open and avoid all chill.

Caleb - "I went to Talia's room for Netflix and chill but all I got was Netflix and no chill"
Talia - "Why won't he make a move??!!?"

by Chinerzz November 21, 2018

Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.

hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?

by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

netflix and pass

When a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned sexual act, the (wo)man midway decides to "pass" and just sleep instead.

Dan: Yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. It was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.

Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.

netflix and chill

by Longcat4 January 22, 2018

Netflix and Cuddle

When you go over to your boyfriend/girlfriends house to ONLY watch Netflix and cuddle. NO SEX.

Me and Madison are going to Netflix and cuddle since she’s on her period.

by anonymous October 29, 2020